I want to change my username, and can't figure out how to do it

I don’t see any link on my account info as to how to change my username.

On this site, it takes a @moderators or admin to change your username. You can change your plain text name yourself, but not your username.

Since I tagged @moderators, hopefully Sally or Mike will see this and DM you about changing your username. If not, I’d suggest sending a DM to @moderators yourself.